Tumblr Mouse Cursors
He slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams

u guys are still here


cawcawmotherfuckerr:

tumblr is like a nightclub

and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here

but then he looks at robert pattinson

and just gives him this knowing nod like

except you

you can stay

(via standardgaydad)


lminlesbianswithyou:

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

Oh my god. That’s literally what it is I am so fucking done

(via standardgaydad)



mooneymannyinthesky:

gUYS COME ON THIS WAS FUNNY.

mooneymannyinthesky:

gUYS COME ON THIS WAS FUNNY.


sollux:

chujello:

mother will be pleased when she comes home and finds the christmas decorations up

im lauhging so hard omg

(via standardgaydad)


arieldraws:

jack frost kissing everyone

arieldraws:

jack frost kissing everyone

(via coooooooooooooorvo)


penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

jews

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

jews

(via karlcat)


fivegoldencockrings:

vvebkinz:

a movie where every line is a successful text post

(via owlheadathena)


emmaontheice:

fwips:

jack frost nipping at your nose

emmaontheice:

fwips:

jack frost nipping at your nose

(via owlheadathena)


ijackfrost:

AFTER TODAY’S RP WITH THE MOON. I HAD TO MAKE THIS.

(via owlheadathena)



fasterfood:

the year is 1776. a scroll sent from the colonies arrives in the King of Britain’s office after many weeks of travel overseas. he opens it up. “are u gay” it says. it is an anonymous message. those colonies are back up to their shenanigans. it is time for war

(via standardgaydad)